The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.

Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"

by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011

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twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.

Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!

by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011

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melon twist

(Easy A)

It's like this backwards type..yeah

G: What's a melon twist?
B: It's like this backwards type thing with the…
G: Ugghh how do i not know this!

by Nockalockarrr@ June 20, 2011

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balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

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nipple twist

1.) Referring to a situation in online communication (text, email, chat, twitter, etc.) where you are bothered by another party. Generally more aggressive than spam and quite irritating.

2.) Amongst friends is sent with two "at" symbols side by side. (e.g. @@ ) When sent in this manner it is like a digital "poke" and often a digital conversation starter.

1.) Inconsiderate marketers are nipple twisters. As they try to utilize social media, they are often quite selfish and irritating.

2.) Hi Jim, @@

by pleasedtomeetyouwontyouguessmy May 11, 2009

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