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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.
The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.
by Aclyptico January 24, 2019
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planet 496

the peakest world builder series ever made o n scratch way better than stinky primal invaders
by owain3009 September 2, 2025
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captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!
by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020
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Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.
Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!
by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025
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Lost Planet

Spanish RPG created at 1983-89 and developed at 1996. Complete name was "Balada A Un Mundo Futuro" (Ballad of a future world), also known as "Lost Planet" or "(Renticoquam)".
Niel, a Lost Planet (BAUMF) hippie male character, increases his stamina with a regeneration magic lentils; according the rules, they take effect after four step instances.
by baumf September 8, 2020
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Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".
1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"
by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025
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