used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy
"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Edible Tampon

When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.
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by Pumpk1nlover February 19, 2021
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tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.
by kingmanthing November 14, 2016
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Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside
by neoxycl December 22, 2023
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Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
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Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023
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used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person
"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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