bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.

not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker

trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"

daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"

by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009

Pool Table

The moment during a threesome involving 2 males and 1 female where the males' balls collide in the heat of passion.

It's not gay until the balls touch.

"Tom and Jerry were double-teaming Amy in both holes when the place turned into a pool table."

by John Hollick May 3, 2008

moose on the table

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.

"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"

by aba March 28, 2005

table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Under the pool table

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.

Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

TABLE

WOOD

I GOT A TABLE

by SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS March 7, 2012

Table Troll

The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.

julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "

rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "

jose: " fuck my life "

by <rich$dp> June 10, 2008