Billboard Status

Something that deserves to be on a billboard for everyone to see
Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.
by AlmightyMoe August 18, 2011
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duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.
by Jashstar April 07, 2006
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stool status

"How is your stool status today?"
by ahymusic October 08, 2017
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status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.
by aalh July 28, 2011
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Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
by Tall Tom B. March 06, 2014
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Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.
by HC Father June 21, 2010
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Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017
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