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POLISH-ed

To get wasted or fucked up due to any amount of alcohol.
( Polish people are known to drink heavily without end)
" Say Girls, You know what we're doing tonight?"

" What?"

" We are getting POLISH-ed tonight!"
by Ree diculous October 26, 2007
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The Polish Rocket

When you rub your dick between the lips and ass of a female during intercourse. But instead of the true act of sexual penitration, you just think your in. Your dick is the rocket, and Polish because Polish people are said to never do anything totally correct.
Billy was having sex with a girl and thought he was in but kept sliding his dick between the lips of the vagina and the bottom of the ass crack. Pulling the Polish Rocket!
by Gahry Rahn March 27, 2008
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polish trikeride

The act of 69ing while the man is taking a shit.

69/Blumpkin combination.
Beaverson took that chick to the bathroom and went on a polish trikeride. Then later he ditched her in a stairwell.
by Polish Trikerider April 7, 2010
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banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax
Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
..........

Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on
by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014
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polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.
Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...
by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020
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Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher
by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010
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