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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video
“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future
by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025
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Future Inmate

This is a racist term to refer to black people, as black people usually are the ones commiting crimes so this is saying that that person will be in prison soon.
Racist guy: HEY YOU! IT'S A FUTURE INMATE! DON'T ROB ME!
Tyrone: *calls his gang* There's a racist, help me take em down
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025
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Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.
Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR
by banditboi420 February 16, 2025
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Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"
by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025
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bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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