Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

by currrrnt October 11, 2010

cactus

a perfect dildo

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!

by nooaster March 24, 2021

Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018

prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil

I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025

cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.

"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"

by OzzieHank December 1, 2016