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Stumbler's Syndrome 

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.
Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.
Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.
crooked head syndrome by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Balloon Boy Syndrome 

A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.
Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.

Person 2: That poor man.

Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.
"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

split menu personality syndrome 

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

Andy Kaufman Syndrome 

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.
Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome