Swazette

A general term that lends itself to any situation. Can be manipulated to form new variations of the word :

"pass me the swazette!"

"Eeeew hes in my bed in only his swazettes!"

When noticing a small man on a bed " look, petti manschwettez!! "

When laughing uncontrollably with clawed hands : "Shaswetta petti manez"

In the presence of a man with oversized glasses: "Sheswanelattez!"

by important November 25, 2011

Swingin Swiger

A man who loves to catch fish and shoot guns......while slam dunking an asian whore

Holy shit is that ole man Swingin Swiger? Well if he's got a gun in one hand a beer in the other and is behind a dirty asian ....its gotta be!!!!!

by Mr. Trout March 8, 2004

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Wendy's Family Size Chili

A Wendy's Family Size Chili is when a male eats an entire family sized container of chili from Wendy's and proceeds to butt fuck a female. Some time during inter-anal activities, the male removes his member from her glutial divide and vomits the entirety of the family sized Wendy's chili onto her ass. He then proceeds to re-insert his genitalia into her vaginal canal, to completion, thus attempting to make a family.

Tyler totally did the Wendy's Family Size Chili to his sister!
Hey Patch wanna do a Wendy's Family Size Chili later?

by BlackMark3tBaby August 3, 2019

Kwame-Sized It!

To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.

I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!

by BrendaB October 4, 2008

Pretty Plus Size

When your're a female who's pretty in plus size

Girl: I'm Pretty Plus Size

by PrettyPlusSize October 18, 2011