Only on Sundays

1. A retort when someone insults you or says something about judgemental about you.

2. A random way to trigger confusingly awkward situations.

1. “You’re gay.” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”
2. “Hey, you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”

by mysteriouslyconfused May 11, 2022

Senior Sunday

That day when all the senior girls in your high school post cute pictures of themselves, causing you to masturbate violently.

Senior Sunday would be really nice if I had a girlfriend.

by Christina Phillips November 11, 2019

sunday boyfriend

The name used for a one night stand when the person hangs on in the house the next day. Could also be a sunday girlfriend.

Johm: "Who's that guy in the sitting room?"

Karl: "Oh thats Kate's latest sunday boyfriend, she was out drinking last night."

John: "Oh right, what a slag!"

by Derminator February 8, 2009

sunday confessional

The act of making a girl leave after a night of sexual destruction by telling her that he has clymydia/crabs/etc. and that he is pretty sure its going to be cold today but dont try to take any of his clothes when you leave, even though you lost your pants and didnt wear a jacket.

Travis used the sunday confessional because he was too hung over to even get out of his loft and ehhh it was kind of chilly.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

Sunday Night Miracle

When you strike out on Friday and Saturday night so you feel obligated to go out Sunday night and there's only 30% as much going on, but you meet the one girl who saves the whole weekend.

So I had to work Friday night, and Saturday was lame. I was worried that I wouldn't be getting any for another 5 days but I went out for a couple drinks tonight, and I had a Sunday Night Miracle with this random girl Michelle

by Gonzo1234 December 20, 2008

sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often

kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.

by airfives February 15, 2010

Sunday Restlessness

This is the feeling you get on a Sunday, usually in the late afternoon or early evening. It usually results from a combination of an uneventful weekend and anxiety over work the next week. Symptoms of Sunday restlessness include going on a drive aimlessly around town, going for a walk, or going into a store for no real reason. Being unhappy with your job increases the intensity.

I went out for a drive to alleviate my Sunday restlessness.

by New English December 6, 2010