by R1PP3R420 December 12, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.
by Arrow dude October 5, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.
"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. The type of guy that will break your heart and still make you feel more loved than anyone else; The worst break up you will ever have
by sneakyangel October 4, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. 
Most likely ur best friend. He is smart and independent. He has a charm that makes every girl want him with hes deep brown eyes. He will always have ur back no matter what. He has the biggest smile and a laugh to die for. He is athletic and hates to lose. He doesnt like people who arent close to him. He is a great boyfriend and will do anything to make u happy.
by Puppy528 July 26, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.
by Reekid September 27, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.