by Cal Casablancas April 22, 2011
Get the the strokes mug.A girl that appears to have a banging body and face inside the club, but once the lights go on, she resembles a wombat, desert bat, bandicoot, rottweiler, or even a war pig.
I was talking to this hot bitch last night at the club...man she was blingin. Then the lights come on, and she was a strobelight girl...so ugly and disgusting, I had to run away.
by BONE May 3, 2003
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by BabyGirlP.S.strokes_rock March 21, 2004
Get the The Strokes mug.-going through someones text messages on his/her phone
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)
can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)
can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life
Person 1: "I cant believe he missed that lay-up."
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"
Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"
Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"
Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"
Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"
by Bill B. Billson March 29, 2010
Get the strong jon howes mug.Orin (looking at a girl) - "Cor....she's a strong bit of salt!"
Stuart (eating a hot curry) - "Arghhh.... now thats a strong bit of salt!"
Stuart (eating a hot curry) - "Arghhh.... now thats a strong bit of salt!"
by WOODY182 April 18, 2009
Get the Strong bit of salt mug.One of the greatest comic strips ever to appear in 2000AD. The death of the main character in the end, Johnny Alpha, was so prolific, it was mentioned in an episode of Spaced.
"Just don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you."
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"
by Snake January 12, 2005
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The last this writer saw of the school, pandemonium reigned supreme over any attempts at control that may or may not have been attempted by the faculty and staff.
Two lockdowns in two years in response to terrorist threats of squirrel hunting have provoked a new, pseudo-uniform dress code in an attempt to get the kids to settle down and focus on learning. The kids, being kids, found this to be a travesty on par with slavery and the Holocaust, and retaliated with sullen replies of "this sucks" and "I don't wanna wear no stupid-a** uniforms." The administration responded by cracking down on the dress code. They let everyone know that "slate" is not an acceptable color for pants, ONLY BLACK!!! Also, they were kind enough to simplify people's lives by making sure they only had to wear shoes with one color! Anyone who dares to wear shoes with different color shoelaces, or a different color sole than the rest of the shoe will be punished like the commies they are!!!
Don't worry, the culprits of these acts were properly sentenced - I mean, reprimanded.
Additionally, the existence of a padded room in one of the middle schools was recently revealed. One can only imagine what must be going on in there to warrant a padded room for 9 year olds.
This reporter regrets to inform you they are no longer able to be on the front lines, having matriculated, but contacts on the inside are getting news out. Don't worry, Stroudsburgians! There's hope.
There's always hope.
The last this writer saw of the school, pandemonium reigned supreme over any attempts at control that may or may not have been attempted by the faculty and staff.
Two lockdowns in two years in response to terrorist threats of squirrel hunting have provoked a new, pseudo-uniform dress code in an attempt to get the kids to settle down and focus on learning. The kids, being kids, found this to be a travesty on par with slavery and the Holocaust, and retaliated with sullen replies of "this sucks" and "I don't wanna wear no stupid-a** uniforms." The administration responded by cracking down on the dress code. They let everyone know that "slate" is not an acceptable color for pants, ONLY BLACK!!! Also, they were kind enough to simplify people's lives by making sure they only had to wear shoes with one color! Anyone who dares to wear shoes with different color shoelaces, or a different color sole than the rest of the shoe will be punished like the commies they are!!!
Don't worry, the culprits of these acts were properly sentenced - I mean, reprimanded.
Additionally, the existence of a padded room in one of the middle schools was recently revealed. One can only imagine what must be going on in there to warrant a padded room for 9 year olds.
This reporter regrets to inform you they are no longer able to be on the front lines, having matriculated, but contacts on the inside are getting news out. Don't worry, Stroudsburgians! There's hope.
There's always hope.
by Wearing whatever they please February 27, 2009
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