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Standing on neck

Verbally attacking or physically attacking and the other doesn’t push back
Standing on necks I took his chain and he ain’t getting it back.
by Ig @kingcj317 August 31, 2019
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spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.
"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
by mommuff June 24, 2014
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Streaking

Surfing on the internet with no firewall/virus protection
This N00b was streaking and we totally raped his box
by Wonko_The_Sane March 25, 2005
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Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
by Scott Thompson May 3, 2007
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Shredding

the shredding of the uteran wall when a woman has her period
Mary must be shredding cause she is acting like a crazy bitch!
by ditaluver September 21, 2011
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Last Man Standing [Last Man Standing]

A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn
Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.

I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .
by Bajam December 9, 2008
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Sitting on my lap while standing

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...
Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
by BigLeet November 2, 2008
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