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Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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status up-late

1. any sleepless person's midnight or late entry - for example: quotes, a short sentence fragment, or an image or embedded video - to a social networking website like Facebook
2. a microblogger's midnight post featured on their status updates
You can tell a lot about a person by their facebook status up-late - they're insomniac!
by timlight January 30, 2010
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BFFL Status

The state in which it is alright or even encouraged to perform sexual acts on others without any consequences because you are so close of friends
Person 1: "Dude, did u just sleep with her?"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"
by FrozenEggo91 March 30, 2009
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Shitpost status

Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.
Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)
by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020
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Status Material

Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.
Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.
by moonlightt13 August 11, 2010
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pro status

Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.
by maybenot September 28, 2003
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status update

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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