stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

Scranna

A term for someone who lacks personal hygiene.
Often wears cheap skanky tracksuit bottoms and vest tops with all their bulge hanging out.
Females will often wear this ensemble with high heels and totter round supermarkets.
Often say they are gay yet have opposite sex partners.
Generally a scruffy, smelly person who you wish you didn't know.

That jackie kennedy is such a scranna!

Bah I wouldn't touch that scranna with a 10 foot barge pole!

by skankrepellor October 26, 2009

scrannoyed

This happens when playing online Scrabble. You realize, a nanosecond after you hit the 'play' button, that you could have added one tile and gotten way more points.

During my turn I added an 'e' and and 'm' to the 'h' that was there to make the word 'hem.' I was scrannoyed the moment that I hit 'play' when I realized that I could have added a 'p' (which would have been put on a triple word space).

by barbg May 14, 2011

strain the noodles

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011

Stranger Touch

A game which you play with 2+ players where the players touch strangers and aim not to get caught. Bonus points for creepiness, pinning the blame on a friend or touching seemingly scary people.
NB Best played drunk

"I just got caught stranger touching that guy. Looks like its game over for me."

by guesshoomuthafka July 17, 2014

stanningley

The locals call Stanningley Bottom, the town street, Stanningley Arsehole for a reason. Once quite a charming little place with more pubs than you could count, it is now a crumbling eyesore covered in last nights sick & kebab wrappers. Usually frequented by the obligatory hoodie wearing yobs who think the world owes them a living.

Should we go for a beer down Stanningley arsehole? Only if you want your head kicking in & a game of sick hopscotch.

by BlondeAmbition January 1, 2015