Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.
"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"
by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF January 01, 2013
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thumbs down stalkers

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions for no reason.
Thumbs down stalkers give you thumbs down for no reason.
Thumbs down stalkers will follow me and give all my definitions thumbs down.
by udusers1 July 19, 2011
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a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.
omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person
by de1234 January 21, 2006
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Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"
I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!
by Mass Texter November 09, 2010
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Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap
Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter
by KJ RIDER January 25, 2019
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scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
by oldsport January 01, 2015
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Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.
Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...
by Pewpew boom boom November 06, 2017
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