When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012
Get the Bent over and spanked mug.1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them
1. Josh thinks he is better than everyone, what a spankfuck.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.
by Allen February 9, 2004
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Noun
A mental repository of sexual images used for the purpose of helping to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sexual relations.
A mental repository of sexual images used for the purpose of helping to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sexual relations.
I was fucking this chic last night and it was so hot that I had to store the images in my Spank Box for later.
by segways August 3, 2007
Get the Spank Box mug.This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
Get the Planking Spanking mug.A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
Get the The Pakistani Spanker mug.An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018
Get the Spank the monkey mug.An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness September 8, 2005
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