Spanish Meat

The act of punching someone directly in the genitals so that they are in extreme pain and fall to the ground like a little girl.

"Do that again and your gonna get a Spanish Meat, i mean it!"

by katiemoney February 26, 2010

The Spanish Special

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.

Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.

by JSBR88 April 6, 2011

Spanish olive

A romanitc love making technique, whilst a woman ever-so gently reclines on her backside; pass through her outer labia into her vaginal oraface, palm up, rotate 180 degrees, and force the finger back and through the anus pushing out the pink inner flesh out of her exit, resembling a Spanish olive.

"Linda was being a bit of a bitch in the sack, so I thought her father would appreciate knowing that his daughter was the first example of the ledgendary Spanish Olive."

by Mustache Rash January 11, 2012

spanish oral

when she eats out your ass and gives you head after

man my dick smells after jane gave me spanish oral

by yorgis August 28, 2018

mother fucker in spanish

Singao is mother fucker in cuban spanish. Also if you just want to take the spanish word for fucker and mother and put them together it would be Madre (mother) Chingado (fucker male) or Chingada (fucker female). I prefer the cuban version since it is just quicker.

Coma mi panocha singao! or Chupa mi pito madre chigado! That is mother fucker in spanish, the cuban version and the smart ass version.

by Katiana October 14, 2006

Horny Spanish Salute

The Act of saluting like a soldier while having sex and yelling out Yo quiero Taco Bell Puto!

I gave her the Old Horny Spanish Salute

by dickganker97 March 2, 2010

pirates of the spanish main

A pointless high school sorority located in the southeastern region of the state of georgia. It is basically a group of catty, slutty, dumb high school girls who do nothing but party, get drunk, sleep around, get pregnant, and talk shit about other members behind their back due to being insecure about their own issues. They claim to be all "goody two shoes" and to help out the community. But this is all bullshit. Rush week for the pirates involves a series of stupid themed days in which the girls stuff their fat thighs into Winnie the Pooh halloween costumes that no longer fit from 4th grade (and yes they look like fucking retards). Of course they never include outsiders. Its always the doctor's children, the wealthy sea islanders, and the stuck up southern dance addicts who always make the cut. If you are an outsider from the north you might as well forget it. No way are you getting in. But then again, why would you want to be apart of this criticizing and self esteem bashing group of hoes anyway?

Anna- "Hey Jessica, wanna rush for pirates of the spanish main."

Jessica- "I'd rather gouge my eyes out"

by tonkatonk12 September 30, 2011