by Mr_Mogus August 22, 2022

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

a poor performance in the art of falatio.
Any blow job graded less than an outstanding 5 out of 5 stars. A blow job given out of pity, sorrow or remorse. ie; Not the best road head, Andy expressed Jessica's dome piece bobbin like a sorry Sally.
Any blow job graded less than an outstanding 5 out of 5 stars. A blow job given out of pity, sorrow or remorse. ie; Not the best road head, Andy expressed Jessica's dome piece bobbin like a sorry Sally.
by AJS Big Nasty Sartorius August 28, 2025

by Unknown_Ranger June 27, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

A very formal but funny way to apologize to people (mostly male). This phrase is most commonly used by Mr_Zippa YT. Its basically apologizing but also calling someone a king. Its usually spoken in a very loud and surprised way.
by Febreze® Air Freshener February 29, 2024
