Beaver Sneeze

A furry Queef

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed

by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025

Sneeze and tug

When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.

I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.

by Head cold March 7, 2021

Eagle Sneeze

Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.

Example:

Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!

-watches the sneeze-

John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.

Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!

by Fumo November 23, 2010

russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance

after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.

by What's the Internet May 26, 2017

Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Oregon sneeze

The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose

I was with Sara the other night and she did the Oregon sneeze

by Turbowanker9000 June 16, 2021

Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue

Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis

by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025