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Smiff

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.
"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"
by GruffHater May 15, 2009
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Phase Shift Armor (PS Armor)

Technology from the anime Gundam SEED.
PS Armor the most distinctive feature of the prototype Gundams developed by the Atlantic Federation. While active, this special armor nullifies all attacks by physical weapons, including blades, projectiles, and conventional explosives. However, it has no effect against beam and laser weapons, so most of the Gundams also carry shields treated with anti-beam coating. And because PS Armor consumes large amounts of energy, it cannot be used for extended periods lest it drain the mobile suit's energy battery.

PS Armor changes color upon activation. The Gundams which use this technology thus sport brilliant colors while in their Active Mode, and turn a dull gray when they switch to Deactive Mode.
The missile hit the Strike Gundam dead on, but the explosion didn't leave a scratch in the PS Armor.
by Adam March 29, 2005
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Shifted

shifted, the common urban word meaning, arrested or captured by the law (boy-dem) (50) (pigs) (the fuzz).
Oi blud man heard how my bredrin ate some youth and straight after he got shifted
by lawrence insula August 1, 2006
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Shifted

Damn I shifted that girl out back
by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
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Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.
Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Pole shift

When a female needs to change male partners in order to achieve sexual gratification.
That prostitute pissed me off when did a POLE SHIFT and went to my homie to finish a her nut. Bitch!!
by madmike135 May 6, 2010
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Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
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