The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
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"Jimmy was escorted from the office building after the security team reviewed the CCTV footage and confirmed it was indeed him shooting down several cameras in the hallway, later that day we found out he is suffering from siegeism".
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"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.
The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.
"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.
The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.
My roommate is 3 weeks late in his rent, but yesterday, he was rocking a pair of brand new sneakers, what a nervy smegface!!.
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!
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