A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
Get the polish my sausage mug.A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.
by P.R. September 25, 2007
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Someone (gay male or straight female) who’s primary objective is to locate a male mate with the aspirations of participating in sexual activities.
That bald guy I met in Wisconisin is a complete sausage seeker. He is always trying to get cock in and around his mouth.
by Blackhills October 8, 2009
Get the Sausage Seeker mug.A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.
Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"
by trILLuminati December 21, 2013
Get the Sausage Royale mug.Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
by Cosmo August 3, 2003
Get the sausage mug.When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.
by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006
Get the Sausage Cactus mug.Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.
We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.
The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"
As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"
As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
by jwillmo October 3, 2007
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