skunk punk

The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

by Pete Timmers January 09, 2018

Skunk daddy

Smelly guy with a large sum of money.

Nellie dated this skunk daddy but then she got a job.

by Emmettt July 03, 2017

skunk hole

An uncleaned vagina. Tends to give off a smell of a freshly ran over wood pussy.

I wouldn't go near that skunk hole with your dick.

by pocket dropping January 27, 2016

time skunk

A person who wastes your time

Have you seen a time skunk lately?

by Sexydimma October 09, 2020

Skunk Ape

They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.

This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III

by erkawot March 22, 2009

skunk's ass

The description of the odor given off by dank weed.

After Lindsey smoked weed in her car, she smelled like a skunk's ass.

by jeffstylist January 11, 2011

Skunk Treatment

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...

yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment

by Fade August 30, 2004