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utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.
I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.
by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016
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Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.
To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!
by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021
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Jacuzzi Shower

Jacuzzi shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.
It was cold in my apartment so i decided to take a jacuzzi shower to relax and warm-up. Jacuzzi Shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.
by Interiordestinations March 17, 2015
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Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
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subway shower

When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.
- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
by iammcbain June 11, 2022
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Albanian Shower

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020
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kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne
The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.
by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014
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