Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Ben sheared

A man slag that need's to get an STD check up

Boy 1 are u sure u don't need to go for a check up

Ben sheared no ive had STD's for a while now

by Month 231010 March 2, 2018

Diddler Shepard

Someone who controls the child diddlers

Relax, Go call on the Diddler Shepard to get the pedophiles out of the way

by ok i will do it June 9, 2018

Cameron shearer

Faggot bitch

“Hey, look at that Cameron shearer”

by Real touch November 22, 2018

Josh Shearin

A ginger queer, who drives a piece of shit Toyota Tacoma, who would waste money on a roof rack and not even use it.

The gayest kid you will ever meet.

Gets mad bitches, but 100% of those bitches are men.

Damn that nigga is a Josh Shearin! Lets beat his ass!

by Baby Back DIck April 9, 2019

Ge-Sheparded

When you, as a leading role of a community, send dick pics to mature/Inmature girls in said community.
Also possible in the other diraction.

"Did you hear that Finn got Ge-Sheparded?"

by Roumaji November 30, 2019