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Cover Shart

When a band does a cover of a previously great song. But does it so terribly that it ruins the old version.
I used to love Metallica's song "One", but since Korn did a cover of it, I can't listen to it without practically crying. A prime example of Cover Shart.
by Somedudenamedbruh February 28, 2015
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decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017
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Shart Syrup

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup
Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 17, 2021
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Shart Plug

(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.

A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.
John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.
by Justin Bond August 16, 2011
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shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
by Hersheydog March 7, 2023
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Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants
Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!
by Samboni63 May 7, 2011
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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