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turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
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Drugnulla Sharks

Drugnulla Sharks We do drugs and get caught all the time.
We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.
by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020
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loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
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Trench Shark

A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.
Person 1: Yo that shark is really cool.

Person 2: Its Trench Shark, he came from Dema.
by I.am.big.smart November 24, 2018
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loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).
<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
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Loan Shark

A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?

Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!

Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
by ElGrego March 30, 2011
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Fur Shark

MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.
The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.

Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010
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