Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!

Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.

by Twice over June 22, 2018

penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

seed scene

a particularly smutty scene in a erotica. often incorporates elements of nature- seeds, trees, etc

Did you read that seed scene?

by zambur August 13, 2021

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

lupin seed

Lupin seed is used to enhance the verility of rams in agriculture. Apparently, it can increase the size of the testes up to four times. It is supposed that a gentleman with extremely well developed testes could be suspected of consuming lupin seed, or may just be called a lupin seed eater.

Jane was discussing her night with Jeremy to her sister, She commented on his genetalia stating that he must be eating lupin seeds. His testes were quite sizeable in nature, too big to be natural. Her sister commented, "Yeah, definitely a LUPIN SEED."

by Chumpian May 6, 2008

Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024