Ponderean Scramble

An omelette with celery and ham that is mashed/cut up when soft/"just cooked" and served in a bowl.

1-"Dammit, I messed up my omelette! It's broken apart and it's soft!"

2-"Does it have celery and ham in it?"

1-"Yes"

2-"Chuck it in a bowl and you have yourself some Ponderean Scramble"

by HauntedArmour February 17, 2026

Sacramento Scrambler

The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.

I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025

Cinderella Scramble

(noun)

1. A tragically elegant moment when an egg is flipped-intentionally or not-and lands directly on your feet, often resulting in mess, mild shame, and inexplicable grace

I tried to flip the omelet and pulled a total Cinderella Scramble. My socks are breakfast now.

by The Phantom Observer July 23, 2025

pedestrian scramble

A type of signalized intersection where pedestrians get the walk signal or pedestrian green light in all directions, while vehicular traffic gets a red light. Going on red is not permitted at these intersections, even RTOR and LTOR are not allowed.

The Shibuya Crossing is a well-known pedestrian scramble.

by ec4u2c_studioz August 10, 2025

Man Scramble

A group of 5 or more men attempting to coordinate anything.

The scene in the Airbnb for the boys weekend was a total man scramble.

by Winobiotic January 7, 2026

9:30 Scramble

Makin' a fat egg scramble when the boys need a big meal at 9:30pm

*takes bong rip*
man it's time for a 9:30 scramble

by TheBoys1492 June 17, 2018

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018