Scientology

"A Cult" as defined by John Sweeney who is the definitive decider of what is and isnt a religion.

Scientology - also know as a Sham, Fraudulent, Money Grabbing, Idiot magnet, Hubbard fetishists

That scientologist is gay. Yes, thats because he believes in that crackpot cult called Scientology.

by brainwashingcult June 1, 2007

scientology

see pyramid scheme

scientology is a legitimate religion according to the united states government.

by tom cruise you lose July 5, 2009

ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.

Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.

by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015

Christian science

See wordoxymoronword

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

sciberras

when you eat macdonalds at two and a half minutes past midnight at least once a week you are a sciberras.

i did a sciberras last night.

by jaffacakes(Y) April 29, 2009

Health Scied

The act of being caught up in an assignment/essay/test and becoming worried, anxious, stressed and panicked unnecessarily because of the influence of your peers even though the assignment/essay/test isn't a big deal.

"I'm totally freaking out about this essay"
"Whatever, I'll finish it later tonight"
"Ya good idea, maybe I've just been health scied"

by CovertLOL January 19, 2010

Rocket Science

Gas + Flame = Altitude

Jimmy used Rocket Science to send his dog Rover 500 feet in the air.

by holdinitdowndown July 9, 2011