Asian Grading Scale

Asian=
1) A = Average
2) B = Below Average
3) C = Cant come for dinner
4) D = Don't come home
5) E = Even a dog can do better than u
6) F = Failure to ur parents and ancestors

Asian Kid: ALAMAK
Other kid: What's wrong?
Asian Kid: I GOT A B
Other Kid: In the Asian Grading Scale that's below Average right-
Asian Kid: YES ;-;
Other Kid: Good luck dude

by Ice Better September 23, 2021

Scarlett Johansson in "The Island"

Widely considered one of the hottest things on the planet.

Often used to describe the "hotness" of other things through comparison, almost always in a attempt to add realisation to a previous exaggeration.

Dude, did you see that chick?! That was one of the hottest pieces of ass I ever seen, well- I mean... Not Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" hot, but damn!

by Martini, Shayden not stirred. June 21, 2008

binary scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no

Greg: Eh... I'd say say Sarah is a 5 in my book.

Jeff: Yeah but shes a 1 on the binary scale

by JRo July 30, 2008

scarlett

When a girl, either intantionally or not, makes all he guys at a party gather around her and ignore all the other girls. A la Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind.

Ugh, why did you invite her? She always scarletts all the guys! Now I have no one to hook up with!

by suzie3000 July 18, 2008

the scarlet letter

Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne

I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"

"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.

Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?

by SomeBadJoke October 7, 2006

Scarlet bowtie

When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie

The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie

by Sgt. Jesse Wilson December 17, 2008

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect

"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.

by lilzor November 27, 2016