Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

sandy banger

The effects of cheap beer or liquor are not unlike rubbing one's tongue with sand paper and banging your head against a wall.

I got pissed off of sandy bangers last night and my ass is dragging bad.

by Steny February 5, 2007

Sandy Camel

The act of having sand in your Vagina often a result of having sex on the beach

Brian: Isn't the beach great!
Me: No I have a Sandy Camel...

by Happy_Valley July 7, 2010

Sandy Haggas

Super cool chick. She loves the beach and to make people laugh. Her favorite color is purple and she love hippy baby names.

Married to Charles Haggas

Sandy Haggas was talking baby voice and I had no idea what she said. Boy she is cute!

by STRIVEBeyond February 28, 2011

Sandylempert

The act of covering your cock with honey and course ground, unbleached cane sugar, then vigorously thrusting it in a asshole, creating a slick, yet stimulating sensation, ending in a colorfully swirled and sweet creampie.

One girl to another"That fucking Andy pulled a Sandylempert on me last week and I still cant shit right.

by 782 February 22, 2011

Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 24, 2011

sandy cock

The aftermath of a chicken parm

After I chicken parmed that girl, I got a bad case of sandy cock.

by MyBatteryIsLowAndItIsMidnight August 7, 2015