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The act of covering your cock with honey and course ground, unbleached cane sugar, then vigorously thrusting it in a asshole, creating a slick, yet stimulating sensation, ending in a colorfully swirled and sweet creampie.
One girl to another"That fucking Andy pulled a Sandylempert on me last week and I still cant shit right.
by 782 February 03, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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