assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 March 28, 2018

Whipping that sandwich

Normally used by taxi drivers driving through the streets

Is work any good bill ? Yeah I’ve been whipping that sandwich

by Tommy da flutes June 07, 2018

sandwich lotion

More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.

"Dude, this sub is pretty good but it's a little dry. Pass me the sandwich lotion, yo!"

by Kaiserdriver December 18, 2014

Bone Sandwich

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

Cuban Sandwich

A cuban woman who is double penetrated and has a pickle in her mouth

Remember when we got that cuban sandwich.. it was hot and juicy

by NoTalentPatti February 23, 2021

Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee November 18, 2008