Salt Germ

A clump of salt and/or seasoning found in a bag of sunflower seeds.

Jake: Hey do you want the salt germ? I always wind up biting into them.

Sue: Sure.

by D*Nyce October 21, 2008

salt-rubber

One who makes cruel comments on an already frustrating or sad situation, thereby metaphorically rubbing salt into the wound. First use traced to Kristin W. Delli Carpini in NY in 2009

My dog died after 5 days in the doggy ICU.

Well, that's going to cost a fortune.

You salt-rubber.

by seymourbutz623 July 7, 2010

Salt Boy

The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty

Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!

by fat guy on your roof March 28, 2015

Salt the slug

To rub one's dick in salt so as not to infect it upon entry into a yeast-infected twat.

Dude, I heard there's a loaf of bread baking in that oven, you gotta salt the slug before you dive in.

by drzeug August 27, 2016

salt and pepper

When a white man and a black man get together in the same room, they play with each others penis's at the same time

Hey man wanna play salt and pepper

by Salt and pepper April 6, 2017

salt water taffy

A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.

Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!

by Super_Nick_ May 27, 2009

salt line.

When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt

Person 1: I got salt line. on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!

by samer_exodos July 23, 2016