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egg salad

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Naughty Salad

Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"
"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"

"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"
by CrazyBluntzman21 April 1, 2010
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toss salad

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?
by fartsniffer May 25, 2002
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Salad Fingers

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.
I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.
by thecityexists April 17, 2009
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Hot Salad

To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.
Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!
by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016
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Salad Tossing

The art of licking someones arsehole. Otherwise known as Rimming.
Baby, tonight im gonna toss your salad.
or
I had my salad tossed last night.
or
Do you fancy some salad tossing?
by I.P Milk May 17, 2006
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beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.
She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.
by friarsams May 2, 2005
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