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stoner buzzkill 

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.
Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill
stoner buzzkill by biglrip March 29, 2009

Stoner circle 

A small group of people who get together regularly to consume cannabis. Often members of this group are best friends, and are always able to put small conflicts aside to get together for a smoke.
Even when not partaking in consuming the holy herb, they often recognize eachother as friends or acquaintences. Often focus on growing closer to one another while smoking.
Members of a stoner circle may work or go to school together, and often go to other places together beside the place of smoking.

Always looking for more weed, but never for selfish purposes. Members of a stoner circle almost never smoke alone, because they realize that the "circle" part is just as important as the "stoner" part and that smoking is a social activity that is made more enjoyable when done together.
Often looked upon as being pot heads or lowlifes by other members of their respective society, but they themselves know that they enjoy their lives and that is all that matters.
Members of a circle live by certain rules and policies:
If one member of the circle has a bad high, the other members are obligated to calm him or her down and bring them back.
Members are permitted to trip eachother out, but only with permission.
Members must help one another in times of stoneliness need.
Hogging the smoking device is strictly forbidden. Enjoying the high of your friends in a circle is just as enjoyable as enjoying your own.
Sorry teacher I couldn't do my homework, I was with my stoner circle enjoying my life and getting to know myself and my friends, and I learned more and experienced more in 4 hours with my circle than I will in a year of school.
Stoner circle by Circler July 18, 2011

tonsil stones

2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a pencil lead to the the size of a half of pea! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up ans squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.
"coughed up a chunk of cheese while brushing my teeth that smelt worse than a taco bell shit"
1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.
1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"
stones by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005

stoner journal 

A journal of the random thoughts and ideas that come to you when you're high.
I read my stoner journal this morning from last night and I couldn't remember any of it.
stoner journal by Mike TG April 5, 2007

Stoner Sex 

"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"

"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."
Stoner Sex by this is for chu. August 22, 2009