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special favors

Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.
Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.
special favors by Guido1 April 1, 2009
Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.
I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.
Special K by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 29, 2018

special place

noun, that place in hell next to satan that your english teacher believes you should go when you make fun of the pope and ghandi.
Mrs. Block, "Larry and Cory, there is a special place in hell for both of you."
special place by Corn Dog February 1, 2006
special k by zadio December 5, 2002

special dispensation 

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.