chicago sports

4 teams in 4 sports who have been enduring long rebuilding periods for many years while being backed by cheap owners who dont care about winning... and being forced to have faith in a team that is approaching 100 yrs since their last championship

chicago cubs, chicago bears, chicago white sox, chicago bulls, chicago blackhawks

by ED '07 January 19, 2004

sports guy

A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!

Sports guy is a fucking loser!

by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003

Sport Fishing

Term used by comedian Steve Harvey in his famed book "Act like a lady, think like a man" to describe when a man is out for

sex only and isn't interested in pursuing any type of relationship

He isnt looking for a relationship he is just sport fishing

by Bostonbeauty1671 June 12, 2013

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 29, 2004

sports park

Backing one's car into a parking space for the purpose of being ready to leave in a hurry.

The car was sports-parked in front of the bank.

I like to sports park in the lot so I can get out ahead of everyone else.

by phillid March 17, 2011

sport porkin

the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.

The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):

1. Go Ugly Early

2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth

Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?

Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...

Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?

Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?

Guy 1: Hell Yea!

Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!

by GCruz December 30, 2011

EA Sports

A sports videogame company that has only made one sport series being successful, that being the NHL series. Culprit behind Rubberbanding, Jesus Bynum, Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf, and many more sports game failures.

EA SPORTS: It’s only a game! Why you heff to be mad?

by Polandballcomix4u June 15, 2018