k sorry

Not a genuine apology, most likely trying to end a conversation and think by saying sorry it will do so

“Hey I felt you were rude to me earlier ?”
“K sorry, anyways I have got to go”

by Pseudopatient June 10, 2018

I'm sorry what the fuck?

The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.

Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?

by Qahmenter November 6, 2020

I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

You don't care. You don't give a fuck.

Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

by dboyfromdahood August 13, 2012

i'm so fucking sorry

What you want to say to your ex when she's gone. When you miss her and hold on to a memory. Then you start to drink and keep holding on to that memory until that's all you have when your friends leave you because you're a self destructive drunk. You can't tell your family you are and you have no friends to depend on. So then you're left alone, holding a picture with your favorite memory and wish you could go back to it but you can't. And you continue to spiral down and don't see a bottom because one thing threw you over the edge and you can't climb back up from that fall.

Guy: I'm so fucking sorry...

by Not your friend December 3, 2013

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.

Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry

by Donnie9 July 29, 2012

agent (sorry)

best person ever we love you you're so nice

person 1: hey do you know agent (sorry) ?
person 2: yes they're awesome!

by disparitie July 17, 2022