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snake plate by Norm123 March 3, 2007
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scooter snake
Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate
Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
scooter snake by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014
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Trying to Shave a Snake
A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
Trying to Shave a Snake by JollyLama February 27, 2010
snake bitch
"I honestly can't believe how disgusting and hypocritical Erika Costell is!"
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
snake bitch by Milkbags247 August 24, 2017
cum snake
The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.
If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:
"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.
Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010