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smurffins 

smurffins is the most general word ever creating in contemporary urban language.
it defines any state of mind, a place, a thing, a story, a person, and so on.

everything can be related to the word smurffins.
it's used when you want to point something out and you don't want to specify that matter.

it started to be used in the late 60's by a small hippie community, whom rejected the clear and objective definition of all things surrounding them.
case 1: pass me the smurffins, will you?

case 2: don't be such a smurffins, james!!!

case 3: where do you guys wanna go? - let's rock it out to the smurffins!!!!

many other cases could be presented, being smurffins such a universal word.
smurffins by isaacnoris October 21, 2009
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Smurfify 

Smurfify • v. (smurfifies, smurfifying, smurfified) to permanently or temporarily stain one’s body parts or belongings blue.
-DERIVATIVES smurfification
Girl 1: Damn! That blue hair dye has stained my skin!
Girl 2: Haha, looks like you used it to smurfify your face!
Girl 1: Oh no! I've been smurfified!
Smurfify by loopylollypop May 20, 2013

smurfing cocaine 

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

smurf fucking 

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.
I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.
smurf fucking by Shaydawg June 30, 2014

Smurf Quart 

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.
Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up
Smurf Quart by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014

smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it
Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you
smurf bubbling by 3Fitz January 19, 2017
When you are a small person

or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it
You suck you smurf
You are a Sweaty Smurf