smarika

A kind pretty girl who lives in MBH Pod B4. A brave woman who always has a smile on her face. She is like a butterfly; pretty to see, hard to catch.

You are smarika!

by crazylittlekidbutcute May 25, 2016

Cock Smacking

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it

John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!

by Dumby August 4, 2007

smarmypants

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

smallrus

When a fat women losses a little bit of weight and all of the sudden thinks she's skinny and then proceeds to wear skin tight leggings and other tight attire that was not intended for her weight class, she has become a smallrus.

Origins - Small and Wallrus

Friend - "Dude my sister has lost a little bit of weight and is starting to wear slutty skin tight cloths."

You - "You sister has entered the next step of her evolution, shes a smallrus."

by dzuari February 25, 2015

smash and dash

When you have casual sex with a counterpart and then never talk to him/ her again.

Friend 1 "Did you hit it?"
Friend 2 "Yeah bro, but it was a smash and dash"

by CutTheCreditCard March 25, 2016

Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.

It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.

by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018

Smartphone

A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014