Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.
"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."
by LordFargus October 13, 2014
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Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.
Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.
by I like pone butts October 07, 2016
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Do-Shitty

An jackass from Fresno that doesn’t gaf about anything and claims he’s called that because he doesn’t gaf about anyone or anything
Girl : Hey do you know Do-Shitty
Guy : Yea don’t mess with him he’ll Do you Shitty
by Sophia69 December 09, 2019
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shitty rogers

A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob
Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck
by Shitty Rogers February 21, 2016
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Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 04, 2015
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Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.
Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty
by Member of scott shitty November 29, 2019
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shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021
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