September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 1, 2020

September 7

The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.

He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.

by Big daddy 550 October 22, 2020

september 10

National choke on a dick day

Its September 10th, time to choke on my bf's dick

by Suckalottadick May 25, 2018

September 21

If your born on this day you have a massive cock!💦🍆

I was born on “September 21.”No wonder his cock is huge! I might have to fuck him!

by Big *ick ni**a November 4, 2019

September 17th

Today is the day when you can slap anyones ass and they can not say nothin about it and cannot complain. And if they do they have to kiss ur ass.

Justice: "slaps ass"
Huge dude with mucles: Aye wtf man!!
Justice: Its September 17th mf kiss my ass!!!

by the nerd with a turd May 1, 2020

September 17

A date the swaggy kewl kids were born on. If you were born on september 17, your probably a crackhead.

“Hey that girl looks like she was born on september 17”

“Why”

“Because of the crackhead swag energy she gives off”

by Yeehawyeeeeeeehdhshshshs October 31, 2019

September 3

You are the calmest nigga going and always gets the pussy but your friends don’t know about it

Colin is born on the September 3
He is the calmest nigga going then and get That pussy

by Big Nigga Toe Nail November 16, 2019