The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately
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If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease
be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)
Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*
by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

Riley is one of the goofiest people that you will ever meet. however, she is also one of the hottest and most attractive people you will ever meet.
by idk what lol November 5, 2018

Riley Lynch is one of the sweetest girls ever to exist and she's drop dead gorgeous if you've never met a riley lynch you will never know how amazing they are. they are majorly underestimated and one of the smartest people over. her smile lights up the room
by takitakiayay April 18, 2019

by riley-lamont-is-weird September 14, 2020

A physical and neurological sickness that causes you to to gain little to no muscle mass and constantly flex your muscle and back, the symptoms of Riley Brayshaw is to constantly message girls and get exposed for it, Someone with Riley Brayshaw tends to have an attraction towards another sickness of the female kind called shedave
“Man I can’t stop messaging girl on snap and have a strong attraction towards shedave”
“Bro, you must have Riley Brayshaw
“Bro, you must have Riley Brayshaw
by Andrew Diggins November 23, 2021

by Can't dribble for crap September 15, 2016

When someone says a word or sentence at the same time as someone else in harmony by accident. And it happens with you and one other person a lot.
by exodrynamixJT o January 20, 2021
