Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.

Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.

by Don Strongo May 29, 2010

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rearing to go

eager to begin; sometimes "raring" to go; the metaphor is equestrian and like other equestrian allusions "champing at the bit" it connotes that something or someone else is in control, in this case preventing immediate gratification

The twins were rearing to go on the drive to Disney World.

by vortac August 29, 2006

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retartistry

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marred by acts of sheer retartistry.

by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 30, 2008

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Retardijuano

The male form of "Retardijuana". Someone who acts high all the time even when they are not. Someone who laughs at everything, even if it is not funny at all.

Person 1: "Why is Billy foaming at the mouth, making weird noises, being abnormally hyper, and laughing at things that aren't funny at all?"
Person 2: "I don't know...maybe he's high?"
Person 3: "Billy wouldn't be high, he's just a retardijuano!"

by Ferrari94 March 28, 2009

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