elevator reflex

The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.

Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
Toño Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."

by For2 May 14, 2010

to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

Proper release

Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Getting a proper release."

by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009

sweet release

when you have gas but are unable to pass it due to being with the opposite sex for an extended period of time. when alone you partake in passing gas. typically more to release than just one fart.

John: dude that fart was nasty long!

Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.

by Herbs and Dictionary November 22, 2011

Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

relax-o-tastic

A supreme state of relaxation. Often confused with apathy however apathy has nothing on this. If one feels relax-o-tastic one often doesn't know it, as they don't care.

Wow, this is relax-o-tastic!
That was really relax-o-tastic.
RELAX-O-TASTIC!!!!!

by Kris Pittman March 3, 2006

Relaxercise

To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.

"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."

by Syph November 6, 2008